Curtains

A blonde enters a drapery shop. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, “Fifteen inches.”

“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small – what room are they for?”

The blonde tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, “But Miss, computers do not need curtains!”

The blonde says, “Hellllooooooooo. I’ve got Windoooooows!”