Shave & Shine

A loud mouthed smart-ass sat down in the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”

The barber lathered his face and began shaving him with a straight razor
while a woman with the most beautiful breasts he had ever seen,
knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The smart-ass said, “Honey, you and I should go spend a wild afternoon in a hotel room.”

She replied, “Sorry. I’m married and I’d never be unfaithful to my husband.”

The customer said, “Tell him you’re working overtime. I’ll pay you the difference.”

She said, “You tell him. You’re closer.”