Oxford Doctor’s Medical Question

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford.

“The material we put in our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dyes. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Asian food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be disastrous and none of […]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director, ‘How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?’

Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.’


New Medications

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A’S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

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