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Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Bill Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton […] The old fellow in the big cowboy hat got a standing ovation. The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the […] James “Jim” Whitey, the head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and First Ladies. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence the 64-year old Mr. Whitey proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing. “It all happened […] Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. And bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” Curtis & Leroy […] John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to […] I have to be man enough admit it, much as I am chagrined and humbled to do so. My liberal friends were absoutely right. They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation’s Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, […] |
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