Archived Jokes

Things to think about…

1. Can you cry under water?

2. When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping”………. now I just “chunky dunk.”

3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

4. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

5. Why […]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your […]