Archived Jokes

A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars,” she whispered.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decided “what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks”; so, they hid in the bushes. They were ‘engaged’ for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them.

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SO my dad lost his wall charger. He takes alot of phone calls for work so he doesn’t have the option to leave it in the car at night to charge. I told him “you might be a redneck if…..”

We both thought it was pretty funny…but it worked!

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