Ole in an Accident

Ole, was in a car accident.

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Ole.

“Didn’t you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” asked the lawyer.

Ole responded, “Vell, I’ll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the […]

Ole & Lena

Lena is pregnant with Ole’s child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, ‘I tink it’s time!’ So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat […]

10 Finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”

Ole […]