Why God Loves Blondes

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray…”God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my […]

The Blonde Who Married a Catholic

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, ‘It’s Lent.’ In tears, she sobbed, ‘Well, […]

Curtains

A blonde enters a drapery shop. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink […]

Best Blonde Joke

One blonde asks another, “Which is further away, London or the Moon?”

The other replies, “HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!”