Archived Jokes » Redneck https://www.archivedjokes.com Emailed Jokes Archived Sun, 22 Feb 2015 01:32:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 The Redneck Hooker https://www.archivedjokes.com/the-redneck-hooker/ https://www.archivedjokes.com/the-redneck-hooker/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2014 02:37:29 +0000 http://www.archivedjokes.com/?p=308 A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars,” she whispered.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decided “what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks”; so, they hid in the bushes. They were ‘engaged’ for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them.

[...]]]> A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars,” she whispered.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decided “what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks”; so, they hid in the bushes. They were ‘engaged’ for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them.

It was a police officer. The officer asked, “What’s going on here, people?”

Bubba, sounding annoyed, answered, “I’m making love to my wife!”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” replied the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well, neither did I ’til ya shined that light in her face.”

]]> https://www.archivedjokes.com/the-redneck-hooker/feed/ 0 Redneck Word of the Day https://www.archivedjokes.com/redneck-word-of-the-day/ https://www.archivedjokes.com/redneck-word-of-the-day/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2014 02:36:18 +0000 http://www.archivedjokes.com/?p=305 Redneck word of the day: “OBAMA”

I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!

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I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!

]]> https://www.archivedjokes.com/redneck-word-of-the-day/feed/ 0 My dad is the coolest! https://www.archivedjokes.com/my-dad-is-the-coolest/ https://www.archivedjokes.com/my-dad-is-the-coolest/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2014 02:34:20 +0000 http://www.archivedjokes.com/?p=302 SO my dad lost his wall charger. He takes alot of phone calls for work so he doesn’t have the option to leave it in the car at night to charge. I told him “you might be a redneck if…..”

We both thought it was pretty funny…but it worked!

[...]]]> SO my dad lost his wall charger. He takes alot of phone calls for work so he doesn’t have the option to leave it in the car at night to charge. I told him “you might be a redneck if…..”

We both thought it was pretty funny…but it worked!

RedneckPhoneCharger

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