In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Ole.

“Didn’t you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” asked the lawyer.

Ole responded, “Vell, I’ll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the [...]]]> Ole, was in a car accident.

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Ole.

“Didn’t you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” asked the lawyer.

Ole responded, “Vell, I’ll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted..

“Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?”

Ole said, “Vell, I had yust got Bessie into the trailer and I vas driving down the road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Minnesota Highway Patrolman

on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer

the question.” The lawyer insisted.

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.”

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. “Vell as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay

ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other.

I vas hurting real bad and didn’t vant to move.”

“However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans.

Shortly after da accident da Minnesota Highway Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her.

After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her right ‘tween da eyes. ”

“Then the Patrolman came across da road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, How are you feeling?'”

“Now vat the hell vould YOU say?”

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat [...]]]> Lena is pregnant with Ole’s child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, ‘I tink it’s time!’ So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat great!’ Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, ‘Hold on! We ain’t finished yet!’ The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, ‘Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!’ She’s a pretty little ting, too.’

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, ‘Holey Moley, Ole we still ain’t done yet!’ The doctor then delivered another boy and said, ‘Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!’ Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena , ‘How come we got tree on the first try?’

Lena said, ‘You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?’

Ole said, ‘Yeah, I do. Uffda! It’s a dam good ting I didn’t get the WD-40.’

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”

Ole [...]]]> Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”

Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”

“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lord-it’s 2009 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”

Ole says……..”How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?