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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Real Mothers don&#8217;t eat quiche</p> <p>They don&#8217;t have time to make it.</p> <p>Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils</p> <p>Are probably in the sandbox.</p> <p>Real Mothers often have sticky floors</p> <p>Filthy ovens and happy kids.</p> <p>Real Mothers know that dried play dough</p> <p>Doesn&#8217;t come out of carpets.</p> <p>Real Mothers don&#8217;t want to know what</p> <p>The [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Real Mothers don&#8217;t eat quiche</p>
<p>They don&#8217;t have time to make it.</p>
<p>Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils</p>
<p>Are probably in the sandbox.</p>
<p>Real Mothers often have sticky floors</p>
<p>Filthy ovens and happy kids.</p>
<p>Real Mothers know that dried play dough</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t come out of carpets.</p>
<p>Real Mothers don&#8217;t want to know what</p>
<p>The vacuum just sucked up.</p>
<p>Real Mothers sometimes ask &#8216;Why me?&#8217;</p>
<p>And get their answer when a little Voice says, &#8216;Because I love you best..&#8217;</p>
<p>Real Mothers know that a child&#8217;s growth is not measured by height or years or grade&#8230;</p>
<p>It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>The Images of Mother</strong></p>
<p>4 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; My Mommy can do anything!</p>
<p>8 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!</p>
<p>12 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; My Mother doesn&#8217;t really know quite everything.</p>
<p>14 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; Naturally, Mother doesn&#8217;t know that, either.</p>
<p>16 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; Mother? She&#8217;s hopelessly old-fashioned.</p>
<p>18 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; That old woman? She&#8217;s way out of date!</p>
<p>25 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; Well, she might know a little bit about it!</p>
<p>35 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; Before we decide, let&#8217;s get Mom&#8217;s opinion.</p>
<p>45 YEAR S OF AGE &#8211; Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?</p>
<p>65 YEARS OF AGE &#8211; Wish I could talk it over with Mom.</p>
<p>The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.</p>
<p>The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,</p>
<p>Because that is the doorway to her heart,</p>
<p>The place where love resides.</p>
<p>The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,</p>
<p>but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.</p>
<p>It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!</p>
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