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		<title>He&#8217;s My Brother</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.</p> <p>The man at the counter asked the older boy, &#8220;Son, how old are you?&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;Eight,&#8221; the boy replied.</p> <p>The man continued, &#8220;do you know what these are used for?&#8221;</p> <p>The boy replied, &#8220;Not exactly, [...]]]></description>
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<p>The man at the counter asked the older boy, &#8220;Son, how old are you?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Eight,&#8221; the boy replied.</p>
<p>The man continued, &#8220;do you know what these are used for?&#8221;</p>
<p>The boy replied, &#8220;Not exactly, but they aren&#8217;t for me. They&#8217;re for him. He&#8217;s my brother. He&#8217;s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can&#8217;t do either.&#8221;</p>
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