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		<title>10 Rules for Men</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>10 Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life</p> <p>1. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who helps at home.</p> <p>2. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.</p> <p>3. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.</p> <p>4. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who has [...]]]></description>
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<p>1. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who helps at home.</p>
<p>2. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.</p>
<p>3. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.</p>
<p>4. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who has a job.</p>
<p>5. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who likes you.</p>
<p>6. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.</p>
<p>7. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.</p>
<p>8. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn&#8217;t lie to you.</p>
<p>9. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who is good in bed.</p>
<p>10. It&#8217;s very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Tiger Woods</p>
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