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		<title>Lost Puppy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2014 05:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.</p> <p>Our neighbor, a widow woman, has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.</p> <p>Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. Then she noticed the back [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.</p>
<p>Our neighbor, a widow woman, has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.</p>
<p>Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. Then she noticed the back door was open!</p>
<p>She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned.. He answers to the name &#8220;Tiny&#8221;.</p>
<p>THANKS FOR YOUR HELP</p>
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		<title>Cutest Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2014 16:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is, without a doubt, the cutest ass you will ever see…</p> <p></p> ]]></description>
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		<title>White Black Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2014 16:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>White black bear!!</p> <p>THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN NEAR GORDON, WI.</p> <p>Not just any mother bear and her cub, but a black bear with a white cub. I don&#8217;t know how rare it is for a black bear to have a white cub, but at least we can say we&#8217;ve seen it no matter how rare [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>White black bear!!</p>
<p>THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN NEAR GORDON, WI.</p>
<p>Not just any mother bear and her cub, but a black bear with a white cub. I don&#8217;t know how rare it is for a black bear to have a white cub, but at least we can say we&#8217;ve seen it no matter how rare it is! I&#8217;m pretty sure the Indian community would go nuts over this.Kind of like a white buffalo. Since there seems to be no sign of a pink nose or eyes, I would say that it is not an albino. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the photos! Pretty unusual and only goes to show some of the neatest packages come as a surprise. Enjoy&#8230; I did! Pretty cute eh??</p>
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