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Golfer and Dentist

A man and his wife hurried into a dentist’s office. The man said, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf. Forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb! I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already!”

The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using any anesthetic.”

So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth Honey, and show him.”